Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

[MegaManOfNumbers]

So THAT'S why Skynet wanted to rule humans!

they were just hungry!

 

[teh_Canape]

*starts research on the possibility and functionality of electric shotgun bucks*

better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry

 

[GiantRaven]

Good to know that if I ever get a bacon craving in the middle of the night I can just eat my own hand.

There is another more terrifying interpretation.

Bacon is made from people!

Oh shi..........

 

[Dfskelleton]

Soon, these will require our bacon flesh to survive.

 

[Jazoni89]

This robot and Germany has the same taste in food, brilliant.

 

[hellsdinner]

To save my tasty bacon flesh Im going to learn a pig to dress and act like me!!!
Genius...

 

[A Pious Cultist]

My god, we are truly fucked. Once you have the taste of bacon you only crave for more, and robots are no exception.

*rubs marmite all over his skin*

'tis the only way to be sure.

 

[baddude1337]

Which guy thought it would be bright to place their hand in the robots mouth?

Still, at least it was his hand and not something else..wonder what the robot would have said about that!

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Honestly, if you didn't know Humans tasted like pork by now... I pity you. It's actually saltier then average pork, but still pork-ish.

So yeah, all praise be to the robot overlord.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

so first they can solve the rubik's cube, then they can build stuff and now they think we're bacon...so does that mean our dogs are eggs and cats are toast?

 

[MurderousToaster]

Anyone else notice that the Wired article is from 2006?

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Where the fuck did they get the human flesh to give to the robot? WHY would they do it? To see what we tasted like?

 

[Yomandude]

Does that mean we're not kosher?

 

[Littlee300]

Why do I have to write a sentence even though I posted a picture with text?

 

[Skorpyo]

We... we taste like bacon?

<..>

*bites arm*

 

[binvjoh]

I might just become a cannibal now.

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It'd probably be considered like you weren't actually contributing anything yourself to the topic. It's like quoting someone in a conversation without adding any of your own thoughts.

 

[PureLocke]

You guys seriously haven't heard of "Long Pork" a.k.a. people? I know it's a little hard to catch but Pirates of the Caribbean 2 had a reference to our status as the otherx2 white meat. Also Jade Empire and the Mother/Forest Spirit Quest had bits of it.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Well look at the bright side guys........atleast we know that sentient robots won't be Muslim terrorists, (the biggest threat to peace of the modern day) since Muslims don't eat pork!

That made a LOT more sense in my head =S