Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, everything including you is now on fire. Forever.

I wish for nothing whatsoever.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.

hope you enjoy yourself.
life gets boring
when there's nothing whatsoever to do


I wish my blood was more orangey.

 

[wesdabigman]

Granted. You obtain liver disease, which causes a rather bright discoloration of blood to a more orange tint. Enjoy it in between the vomiting and eventual death.

I wish for a bear with telekinetic powers. There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong here.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the bear makes you dance, and then offer yourself up for lunch.

I wish to meet my top five favorite actors.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.when you finally get the guts to head over and talk to them,they all find you terribly annoying and gushy.


I wish I had a caravan.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's only big enough for an ant.

I wish I had art skills like this:

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.but it only works when you're tattooing old people.


I wish for potatoes.

 

[Mercurial Maniac]

Granted, but it turns out that potatoes are responsible for the new E.Coli outbreak.

I wish I had a ton of money.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Yes and it materialises right above your head...

I wish for the sweet embrace of death

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, Death gives you a hug, says he'll call you, but he doesn't.

I wish for a secret female admirer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. She constantly steals stuff from you in order to put them into her shrine, in which she worships you. Also... [http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg]

I wish for a tasty hat.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I give you a metal hat with sugar on it! HAHA!!

I wish I could die. HA!

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.but because you have used the DeathNote,you can neither go to heaven nor hell.

I wish I had a 2 petaByte hard drive.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, filled up with goatse.

I wish for nothing in particular.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.you get slapped across the face by an angry genie,who then shackles you,and tells you in long,laborious detail about how wasting wishes like that demeans his entire profession.


I wish for the ability to conjure delicious snacks when I want them.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! they pop up in your head

I wish i could use magic

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted! in order for your spells to work,you have to ritually write a 1000 word thesis and perform an interpretive dance to the sound of bagpipes and belly-drums.

an easy one:
I wish I could fly.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! into a plane!

I was i could kill people on command

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.but having the power makes you just not want to do it any more.


I wish for a 13 sided die.just to mess with DMs.

 

[Athol]

Granted, the first DM you show it to crams it down your throat.

I wish for a good nap