Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but now its on fire

I wish i was rich

 

[Lionsfan]

Granted. But all your money is in the Sandwich Portfolio.

I wish I had more days off work

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, you're fired!

I wish I had more jewelry.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(Post)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it weighs you down to your death when the boat you're on sinks.

I wish for a miracle.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But the miracle brings Hitler back from the dead.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It eats you.

I wish for more time.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You're immortal but you're still aging, have fun being 2000 years old.

I wish for cake.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Failure to describe the kind of cake has doomed you. Enjoy the cake the chef standing behind you can bake.

I wish for Freedom!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You're immediately shot.

I wish I was a ruler!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you spend the rest of your life measuring objects and being used as a straight edge for drawing geometric shapes.

I wish for a catgirl.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, she tosses you around with her claws, like a ball of yarn.

I wish for a good show to come on right now.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Granted, but the cables out.

I wish for a giant statue of a Rubiks Cube.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it crushes you.

I wish my old shoes hadn't worn out.

 

[Athol]

Granted, your feet fall off

I wish to My Little Pony never existed

 

[BigDeadMushy]

Granted.instead there are 15 spinoffs of carebears,and your favourite shows are pre-empted for them.

I wish for new pants for everybody!

 

[Quinadin]

Granted! but none of them fit anybody.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.you burn your hands badly because you didn't ask for a cup.

I wish I could speak and understand every language in the universe!