Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Athol]

Granted, your perfection enrages the world and you are killed by a large angry mob.

I wish I had all of Supermans powers forever, without his weakness

 

[Hookman]

Granted, but the tea has been prepared by people with leprosy. Enjoy!

I wish that all my coursework was finished.

 

[Hookman]

Granted, but its Hitlers.

I wish that Deus Ex:Human Revolution was out right now!

 

[Hookman]

Shoulda seen that one coming.
Granted. You've taken mine and made me sad, I hope you're happy with yourself.

I wish I was an Avenger.

 

[Dango]

Granted. You become really famous and loved by everyone. There is no downside.

I wish there was a downside.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted, but it's pretty underwhelming.

I wish for a bucket.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, there's a hole in the bottom.

I wish my fire alarm would stop beeping every five minutes.

 

[Athol]

Granted, it beeps every 5 seconds.

I wish for lots of money

 

[MFenix]

Granted, it's monopoly money.

I wish I could get free music off Pandora.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. Your friends get angry at the fact your not sharing your cheats with them, they form an angry mob and then proceed to tie you to a cross made of your assignments. And at that point they burn you at the stake.

I wish I had an automatic chocolate muffin maker.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It is set on automatic, so it makes so many Chocolate muffins that you are crushed under the weght of them.

I wish that I was a hobo.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Someone kills you for your clothes.

I wish I was a rich choclate pudding.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. You are then fed to someones pet rat who digests you and you are now rat poo ^_^
I wish for bananas.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you are trampled by chimpanzees as they steal your bananas

I wish for no more My Little Ponies...EVER!

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Prepare for Eternal Rickroll in 3?2?

I wish for more things to do with my time.