Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[MFenix]

Granted. All those things are pony related.
I wish for their to be more love and tolerance on the internet.

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

Granted. Now there is significantly less love and tolerance in real life.

I wish the Rurouni Kenshin PSP game would get an english release so I won't have to import it from Japan.

 

[Realitycrash]

Granted, but the translation makes Zero Wing look like Game of the Year.

I wish Sarah Connor Chronicles hadn't been taken off the air.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. After running out of ideas the new season features a convoluted story where every character is now some sort of animal.

I wish that Marijuana was legalized.

 

[Athol]

Granted, but its now 10000x as expensive.

I wish for a fish

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You don't have a tank to put it in, so it dies.

I wish for a tank to put a fish in.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it doesn't hold water, so they all die..

I wish for the price of gasoline to go down, world wide.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Nothing uses it anymore because Unobtainiom is discovered.

I wish for 9001 wishes.

 

[Athol]

Granted, they all end badly.

I wish for something bad to happen to the next person who posts.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Granted. I wasted my 10k post absentmindedly on something not very special after saving it all day.

I wish I could get that special post back...

 

[Realitycrash]

Granted, but now there's no Escapist to post on.

I wish I could I could combine Falcon Punch and Retcon Punch and undo every Final Fantasy game after VIII.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you also undo every game after FFVIII. Oh no's!

I wish I had a pet llama.

 

[Athol]

Granted, it hates yout

I wish for a warm day

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You got suspended, so your wish doesn't get ruined.

I wish for a fresh pot of coffee.

 

[Lionsfan]

Granted. But the coffee has been poisoned.

I wish for a new computer

 

[Athol]

Granted, it bursts into flames and burns your house down

I wish I could afford L.A. Noire

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You have to go without food for a week to save up the money to afford it.

I wish for triple the income.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't get it out of its case..

I wish I could be as cheesy as I want to be, and no one would make fun of me.

 

[Lionsfan]

Granted. But everyone ignores you rather than make fun of you.

I wish that my car would never break down