Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It has mad cow disease.

I wish for world war 3.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're the only casualty (it was pretty anti-climactic)

I wish for more wishes obviously done before...
I wish for a sandwich

 

[Above]

GRANTED! However,the bread is made of fiery demons who kill you as soon as you lay eyes upon it.

i wish for my own island

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
It becomes Neo-Atlantis :3

I wish for nothing

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you get a coin for no apparent reason.

I wish for a box full of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, it's impossible to open.

I wish for longer weekends.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you get stuck in a time loop forever

I wish for a new laptop

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the battery always runs out too quickly and the mouse is skittish. It's new to you, not new from the store.

I wish for a pegasus.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You're only drinking it because you're an alcohalic.

I wish for dinosaur pudding.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but your happiness is exchanged for someone else's happiness. So now you just made someone clinically depressed.

I wish I can go to space.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. they notice you, and, in a g=fit of rage, they kill you.

I wish I didn't have ISU's.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but it becomes a forbidden language and if you speak it you will be publicly excecuted.

I wish I could hurry up and graduate Cert 4 Tafe and be able to move on in my life.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted, but your training is now obsolete in this day of fast paced technological advancement. Have fun!

I wish that I was a rain cloud.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it only drizzles.

I wish for a gold canary.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It has a wasting illness and is unable to control its bowels. Great qualities to have in a pet. ^_^

I wish I was wearing pants!