Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[idodo35]

Granted well thats preaty obvios but THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

i wish i had a horde of zombies under my comand

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The army then comes in, with it's guns, tanks, planes, bombs, and other peices of long range weaponry your zombie army can't even use. Have fun with that.

I wish for a head the size a goat.

[sub] Yeah, you read that right. A goat.[/sub]

 

[idodo35]

granted your head is the size of a goat its to heavy to lift and eventualy it falls off...
i wish i owned a batmobile

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it's out of petrol.

I wished for a funnier wish.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! you die laughing

I wish that i wasn't lazy

 

[idodo35]

granted you finished all of your chores and now you go nuts cause you have nothing to do
you shoot yourself from frustration

i wish i was a robot (cyborg)

 

[Ham_authority95]

Granted. You become assimilated into a hive-mind collective and all free will is taken from you.

I wish I could have sex right now...

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
Hope you dont mind having HIV :3

I wish i could...do...stuff

 

[idodo35]

you can do... stuff... like die

i wish i had something delicios to eat rigt now!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! it poisoned!

i for nothing

 

[idodo35]

you get nothing aka vacum and like in space well your dead

i wish for another wish

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...but you DIE

I wish for a second life

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but it only lasts for five minutes

I wish for a steak

 

[idodo35]

granted just saying its not cow (or pork... or chicken... well you got the idea) and after eating id sujest calling your parents

i wish i had a gun

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but its a squirt gun

I wish Mass Effect 3 would come out sooner

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!now it really sucks!

i wish for a 3DS

 

[Athol]

Granted, sombody beats you up and steals it.

I wish for WAAAAGGHH!!!

 

[idodo35]

granted!

3d gives you a headache until your head actualy explodes

i wish for a time machine

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a clock.

I wish I could own an Asian market.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you get arrested on 3000 seperate accounts of drug smuggling, human trafficking, child prostetution, firearms smuggling, and terrorism.

I wish for a steak