Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted!
every other bone in your body then breaks

I wish that the human race was destroyed

 

[cryogeist]

EDIT sorry for the double post

 

[leedwashere]

granted, now there are only time trials for humans

I wish that i could breathe underwater

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
you lose your lungs for gills

I wish i could fly

 

[Mysten]

Granted, you are now a swallow forced to help coconuts migrate from tropical climates.

I wish for the Earth.

 

[cryogeist]

granted!
It crushes you >:3

I wish that the person below me wish wouldnt be ruined

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but only in an alternate timeline :\

i wish that Sammy Hagar had been the only lead singer in Van Halen

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
he is immediately assassinated

I wish for a happy life

 

[leedwashere]

granted, you receive a frontal lobotomy

I wish that the Diamondbacks would win the NL West this year

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but after winning they all lose intrest and go picking flowers.

I wish it was 8:OO Am Est.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you are now stuck in that minute forever.

I wish that the Canucks would win the Stanley Cup

 

[willofbob]

Granted. They die in a plane crash on their ways home.

you didn't make a wish.

oh how i wish you'd made a wish

 

[PixelKing]

Granted! Lol jk.

I wish my friends played portal 2 coop. (If they play it forever I wouldn't care, Its that good.)

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its all they want to play now
nothing else NEVER they all die of starvation
I wish for a world of my own

 

[PixelKing]

Granted. No oxygen.

I wish for blink 182 in my bedroom.

 

[PixelKing]

Granted! Little crappy kiddy toy ones. (BTW they are not a it they are 3 dudes)

I wish for herp.