Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[leedwashere]

granted, but it gets so stuffy that you suffocate

I wish I could make a lame pun with every sentence

 

[Quinadin]

NINJADD!: Granted. But they're actually very good puns and everyone loves them.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! someone stabs you immediately

I wish i could spell really good

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but you utterly fail at syntax forever

I wish that this stupid captcha would stop coming up (how the hell am i supposed to make an accent or an umlaut?!)

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! now its ALWAYS THERE

I wish for pie

 

[Quinadin]

Granted! But they're all Terrible Pie flavored...

I wish for a kitty.

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but its a large, hungry tiger

i wish that this wish wouldn't have any negative reprocussions

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Absoulutly nothing happens, so therefore you wasted a wish.

I wish people would stop using that same damn wish.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
the world explodes

I wish i had better ideas for ruining wishes

 

[Quinadin]

Granted! But they all include a cheese of some sort.

I wish I was the owner of a real life Aperture Laboratories, GLaDOS included.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but Black Mesa buys you out and now Aperture produces robo cat food.

I wish for a robo cat.

 

[PixelKing]

Granted! It rips you apart.

I wish for everything

 

[sseh2661]

granted! you now have everything. although its all piled on top of you.

I wish for a mouse with a lazer gun powerful enough to destroy the sun strapped to its back

 

[MetallicMonkey]

Granted, but the laser is fired at you as soon as the mouse sees you.

I wish I could actually come up with decent wishes.

 

[leedwashere]

granted, you wow everyone on the forum, it gives you a chip on your shoulder and you get run over by a bus when you stop looking while crossing the street.

I wish I had more friends that enjoyed playing Risk

 

[cryogeist]

Granted Thats all they want to do

I wish for a bottle cap

 

[leedwashere]

Granted, but its a Sunset Sarsaparilla Star bottle Cap and you get assassinated for it

I wish I didn't need to sleep

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are branded a freak of nature, disowned by your family and hated by all who know you.

I wish for something cold.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! its your brain!
you die

I wish for a copy of NOT BROKEN OR STOLEN Homefront for my 360

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but your 360 and every 360 you ever have gets the red ring through freak coincidence

I wish that my achilles tendon would heal already