Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dango]

Granted. But only because you were banned...

I wish for endless amounts of waffles.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but there blue waffles

i wish for infinite hamburgers

 

[M0rp43vs]

Granted but you die of a heart attack BEFORE you get a chance to dig in

I wish for a girl to like me

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.she likes you so much that she locks you in the attic and steals your identity.

I wish my eyes were on stalks!

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but they then get cut off by the ceiling fan and you can never see again. Also, your parents stop loving you.

I wish for another pie.

 

[Jammy Fingers]

granted but its poisoned and I didn't tell you that until after you ate it.

I wish for teleportation that went as far as I want

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it just takes really long to get there. Years pass and you'd never know..

I wish for a never ending soda.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.now sing along: neverending pee-break,aa-aa-aaah,aa-aa-aaah,aa-aa-aaaaaaaaaahhh!

I wish for pringles, in a tube wide enough to fit my man-paws in to get the delicious buggers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but the pringles taste like very sour rhubarb.

I wish for relief.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.you are relieved that you haven't been fired.just demoted.dramatically.to executive vice toilet cleaner.2 more promotions and they give you a plunger!

I wish my wallet had some money in it.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Poison money.

I wish for an adamantium skeleton.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You lose all your organs.

I wish for more updates.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. *Floods with updates and kills*

I wish for a sharper knife.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but there is no handle on it. Enjoy the cuts you get from holding it!

I wish for Deadpool's powers.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.but you have no control over When they decide to work.

I wish for a new bike.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but when you ride it for the first time, you get hit by a truck.

I wish for the love of a beautiful woman.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, you both lose all your friends.

I wish to be the best comedian in the world.

 

[Athol]

Granted, but you lose your voice

I wish for the question to the answer (42)

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Enjoy your ban.

I wish I was uglier.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.after getting beaten severely by a person wielding the ugly stikk (tm) your hands contort with agony so much that you can no longer press buttons,like for example on a keyboard or console controller or remote control.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.