Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a nice kick in the shins, and a nice bruise afterwords.

I wish for another exciting episode of Castle.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, the Castle documentary about James Castle is on. He's known about being the most boring man in the history of history.

I wish for opportunities.

 

[steeple]

granted, you dont use any of them

I wish for chocolate rain

 

[socialtangent]

Granted, but now you're dealing with the biggest ant infestation Earth has ever known.

I wish for new guitar strings.

 

[staika]

Granted, but they break after you put them on D:

I wish for I had more skill :/

 

[steeple]

granted, you know are as skilled as a noob parrot playing halo (you asked for more, not a lot more)...

I wish for an ocean of punchlines...

 

[souper soup guy]

Granted but you laugh so hard you drown,
alternatively none of them are funny.

I wish that I could make bacon appear out of thin air at no cost to me.

 

[steeple]

granted, it tastes horrible (yes, that is possible!)

I wish to dance the dance of solitude

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted. I do not know what the hell that is but I shall make you dance until you dance so much that you explode and the Earth.

I wish to know more.

 

[steeple]

Wish granted. I do not know what the hell that is but I shall make you dance until you dance so much that you explode and the Earth.

I wish to know more.

Spoiler: granted

I wish that what was seen could be unseen

 

[StormShaun]

Wish...NOT GRANTED!

Even me the genie cannot make that video go away.

I wish I could fulfill your wish.

 

[steeple]

granted, you still fail XD

I wish I could see into the future

 

[StormShaun]

Wish Granted, You die...you didn't say when.

I wish I could eat the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[steeple]

granted, you choose not too, because you have gone nuts (you can eat it, but you just dont)

I wish I wish I was not a fish

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, you change into a whale and you get speared by some Japanese "Research" scientists.

I wish I would not die.

 

[steeple]

granted, you phase out of existence

I wish for pancakes tomorrow...

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. You get served Pancakes with fish oil sauce, Whale blubber side and also bacon...from a horse's anus.

Might of been too detailed then.

I wish for a Jak and Daxter 4.

 

[steeple]

granted, it only runs on a commodore 64 (and with appropriate graphics)

I wish for apple-sauce on my horse-ass bacon...

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, except it ain't apple sauce...hehe

I wish Jak and Daxter 4 HD remake on an unbreakable console.

 

[steeple]

oh really? then what is it... oh you bastard! *throws up*

granted, you have no arms now, and can only play it with your teeth and feet

I wish for 4 arms