Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you step outside to find four dislocated arms lying on the ground.

I wish for a bag of lemon delights.

 

[steeple]

granted, they combust in your face

I wish for the bat-cave

 

[StormShaun]

Wish Granted, you now have a cave filled with bats...and guess what you're standing in.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal thats entirely made of marshmallows.

 

[staika]

Granted, the marshmallows are expired and it tastes horrible D:

I wish I could focus on studying!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Grand, now you can't read! :3

I wish for world peace.

 

[staika]

Granted, the world becomes boring D:

I wish for another world war!!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granded, begin the hug war! :3

I wish for love! >:3

 

[steeple]

granted, it exists but you cant have any!

I wish for rain

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Enjoy the sword rain.

I wish for patience.

 

[steeple]

granted, but it takes a lot of time to arrive, and you get into a killing spree in the meanwhile...

I wish to be hipster superman's sidekick

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Granted, but you turn out to be Hipster Robin.

I wish for wings.

 

[staika]

Granted, but they look terrible and you can't fly, also none of your clothes fit now D:

I wish it was friday!

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Granted, but you have to spend the day driving and dancing with Rebecca Black.

I wish I could sing!

 

[staika]

Granted, but you lose your voice and can never speak again D:

I wish I could draw!

 

[sageoftruth]

Granted, but you can only do it at Bugaboo Creek birthday parties.

I wish European metal was played more often in US public venues.

 

[sageoftruth]

granted, it tastes horrible (yes, that is possible!)

I wish to dance the dance of solitude

Granted, but later you swap bodies with a frog.

 

[steeple]

granted, it's only amateur bands that consist of a bunch of lame high-schoolers...

I wish to receive a divine vision from the flying spaghetti monster

 

[sageoftruth]

Granted, but it demands that you be crucified for the sins of mankind.

I wish I knew who I should vote for.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but their party loses cause you're the only one who voted for them.

I wish for a can of bear soup.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for two times as many computers as I have now.