Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but it ruins everything else it comes across.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted to.

@Steeple: There's... plenty of fun in that... <.<

 

[steeple]

@tea: not nearly as much as foiling plans!

OT: granted, but you turn back visible at the worst possible moments

I wish I had four stomachs (cookie for ref, and no cheating with mr. google!)

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but you get cancer in all of them. (But, but... D

I wish for a cookie.

@Steeple: Damn it. >.<

 

[steeple]

@tea: that's what you get for planning plans!

OT: wish DENIED! (even seen the show ed edd n' eddie?)

I wish for milk with my cookies, which shall remain mine

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The only way you can ensure that they remain yours is if you seal them away, never to be eaten/drunk.

I wish I didn't feel awkward jumping into your wish-ruining fight.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but now everything else feels awkward instead.

I wish it wasn't so late.

@Steeple: Maybe I should just stop. Maybe I'm not cut out to ruin other people's wishes! D:

@Robert632: Hello to you!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granded. I unadd you! D:

I wish to stop missing up threads! XD

 

[steeple]

@tea: nonsense! you're doing a fantastic job at it so far!
@robert: you dont have to, the more the merrier!

OT: granted, you're now so anal about your posts that you stop being funny and lovable...
also you can never be drunk again

I wish for an epic pouting maneuver

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Your pouts are so adorable, that everyone who sees it asplodes.

I wish for nothing more than true love.

 

[steeple]

granted, lover boy ;D

I wish that it wasnt forbidden

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, now people think that killing you isn't forbidden...better run.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I wish the person above had wished for something.

@Steeple: Aaww, thank you! ^^ *hugs*

 

[steeple]

@tea: you're completely welcome *returns hug*

granted, he wishes for something you cant ruin, and you are forced to admit defeat...

I wish to be able to play this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vhl88j9jg] on the drums...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you need to replace your heart with a pinecone for the wish to work. Play fast and make sure someone is watching, you don't have much time.

I wish for mortality.

 

[steeple]

granted, enjoy hell, sucka!

I wish to do a duet with the robot-devil

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, only he thought you meant duel, so he kills you.

I wish I could catch a ride on the Cash Cab.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Not only do you get in it and answer everything right, but you even get the video bonus question correct, bringing you to $1800. Unfortunately, you get robbed immediately after stepping out of the cab.

I wish for more fancy writing utensils.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh no's! Damn mugging hippies!

OT: Granted, you get all the fancy pancy writing untensils you can handle, and more, but you run out of paper and anything else you could possibly write on.

I wish for my very own squadron of college cheerleaders.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. You get the ugly ones.

I wish for food.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. It is all cheesecake! >:3

I wish for the best PC in the world. >.>