Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted I hope you wished for snow as well because its nuclear winter now.

I wish my keyboard's batteries weren't dying.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. The Nickle-Caidim batteries explode instead, leaving you with acid burns.

I wish for a International Naked Day.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, the day's weather is perpetualy overcast.

I wish for an infinite supply of Lego.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you end up stepping on theme for all of time.

I wish that I didn't push the red button...

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now floating around old men's junk...

I wish people would stop wishing for mass nudity!

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, everyone starts wearing Burqas. (Happy now?)
I wish for the de-commercialisation of Christmas.

 

[steeple]

granted, you stop getting presents!

I wish this site would return to working normally

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, the Bronie Hordes are back.

I wish for a pet Growlithe.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, But I steal it for the trade EXP Bonus ^_^

I wish for a bottom-less peanut bag.

 

[steeple]

granted, it wont stop growling while you're trying to sleep, and you end up killing him because you go crazy from sleep-deprivation...
granted, but it's empty

I wish to rick-roll ALL THE USERS!

 

[Urgh76]

Granted; enjoy being glued to your desk; unable to do anything but.

I wish to be the guy.

 

[steeple]

granted, you die 17,852 times in the process, and since you cant respawn, you're now extremely dead

I wish my computer would stop crashing (and continue working normally)

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, it costs you $10 Million and it breaks down again.

I wish for St.Patricks day to become a month.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, Ireland burns in the fires of un-ending Boozing

I wish for a wish

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, you then wish for The End of The World As We Know It.

I wish to fly!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, into a wall

I wish for bionic arm.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, Its incredibly restrictive, encumbering, and limits everything you do.


I wish for a Bolter.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, I Bolt you in the head

I wish for a cupcake

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, you can get it here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8].

I wish for lots of bunnies.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted,


(Subtitles make it terrible)

I wish for a Charles in Charge lunchbox