Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Trivun]

Granted. She's a hermaphrodite, with a penis twice as large as yours.

I wish to have Haruhi Suzumiya's reality warping powers.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, you break the fabric of time and space itself.

I wish to know how what you did to the last guy's wish is a bad thing :3

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. Your anus has been split so wide you will never recover. You also feel a strong burning sensation when you shit as of now.

I wish I could become a guy as I wished (gender-switching FTW).

 

[Ldude893]

Your cells mutate and you die of cancer.

I wish I could explode twice.

 

[steeple]

granted, what happens is you explode, die, and then your corpse explodes again (damn necromancers...)

I wish I could have this button [http://myinstants.com/instant/yeah/] in real life...

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, once you press it, it stays pressed FORREEVEEERRRR.....

I wish you all a very merry christmas :3

 

[steeple]

granted, everyone who wouldnt celebrate christmas normally is now forced by gun-point to be jolly...

I wish I could let you do that, dave...

 

[Technetium]

granted.Dave now owns you.

I wish santa had given me money to fill my shiny new wallet.

 

[Rowan93]

Granted, it's in Zimbabwean Dollars. Your wallet won't close properly because it's so full, and you've gained about 20 cents.

I wish to have as much swag as Gary Oak and Big Macintosh combined.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. You implode from all of dat swag.

I wish I had the power TO UPSKIRT GIRLS.

 

[steeple]

granted, you use that power for evil and batman beats the living hell our of you for it...

I wish I could sing in multiple voices

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, They are all Justin Beibers.

I wish for a crossbow.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, you accidentally shoot it in your arse...God knows how.

I wish for the power to solve rubics cubes.

 

[Rowan93]

Granted. Your mutated rubics-cube-solving alien space hands drive everyone to flee at the sight of you.

I wish for a benevolent genie.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted...

But it's Mr. Popo from DBZ Abridged

I wish a Dragon Ball.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're stuck with a big useless ball, since you only wished for one to exist!

I wish to end this year with a bang

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. FUS RO DAH!

I wish for more Steam games!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, But I break your computer.

I wish to be Rocked like a Hurricane.

 

[MortalKomic]

Granted, but it's all DLC and Add-ons to games you don't own.

I wish to be a Green Lantern.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You mildly light every room you're in.

I wish for more cereal!