Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you decide to try to assassinate the US President because you're feeling so nasty.

I wish for the perfect storm.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Too bad it's on the moon. Hope you have a means of getting there to experience it.

I wish for another drink.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but its a cup of sand.

I wish for great music.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but the artist immediately dies after you press play.

I wish for a great film.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Granted, but it's on your teeth.

I wish for a happy ending.
(the story kind ya perv)

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but your life ends along with the story.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but you turn deaf, you'll never hear your own voice!

I wish I had me some Starbucks...

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, an employee spits in all of your food and drinks.

I wish top unlock a Quarion Engineer in the Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer demo.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but you'll get a suit rupture.

I wish I were able to pull off a Falcon Punch

 

[Hazy992]

Granted, but everytime you do it a puppy dies

I wish I could go Super Saiyan

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but there will always be someone who reaches a higher Super Saiyan level and kiscks your arse.

I wish I had a Portal gun.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, but it can only have one portal open at a time. (I think that ruins it? x3)

I wish I could slap Duke Nukem.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Granted, but you can only slap his bum..

I wish I had rocket launcher..

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, rockets sold seperately

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Granted, but you're aquaman.

I wish for a trillion dollars.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I was more suave.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Granted, but you're now the shampoo

I wish I had the original Adam West Batmobile!

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

granted, but it doesn't work and is infested with giant unkillable hornets!
I wish i was immortal

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, but throughout your life you witness humanity die off in one giant war that you couldn't stop. Also the Earth is destroyed by aliens and you live forever floating through space, never to encounter another living being again.

I wish I could control water.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but the Fire nation is out to get you.

I wish I could understand and speak to animals.