Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's for the blood god.

I wish for more obscure classic rock.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Your thirst for obscure classic rock soon turns into a thirst for just obscure things. You can now only enjoy the really obscure things, meaning 90% of the time you are going to hate anything you watch/read/do/whatever.

I wish my keyboard would stop having seizures.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

granted, it dies..

I wish my friends had better tastes in video games..

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but all of them will turn into elitists.

I wish I could fly a plane.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but your license is suspended after you get high while you get high.

I wish for magic.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here is a Magic the gathering card.

I wish that there will be more than four episodes of Friday nights.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, but too bad the station screwed up and revived Tuesday Nights instead.

I wish there was vanilla Pepsi.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

granted, but it's been open for 3 weeks..

I wish for peace on earth

 

[Robert632]

Granted. We all move to another planet and fight each other there.

I wish for a 15 layer hamburger.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

granted, but it's 15 layers of human..

I wish for a new dog!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it has incontinence.
I wish for something to do.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, unfortunately it's something you loathe.

I wish my room would clean itself.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted every twenty four hours it purges every thing inside it.

I wish for ten green bottles sitting on the wall.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, those ten green bottles are green because Shrek pissed in them.

I wish for card games on motorcycles.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, but there will be an embarrasing abridged dub on the internet for every game you play!

I wish there was real life BGM.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the Music is just a constant tone of A flat.

I wish for some interesting music.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Everything is too perfect and fine you go insane-er! :3

I wish for summer!

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but not where you are.

I wish for a nice tasting smoothie.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

I don't get it :/

OT: Granted. You get the worlds greatest smoothie!

I wish for a Huggle!