Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but now they are clamouring for a remake of X-2.

I wish for more people to like ff 12

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, they take your copy.

I wish for bacon.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but it's inedible because it's from the 12th century.

I wish for a reason.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

granted, you find a reason to end it all.

I wish to find acient prothean arifacts..

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted every artifact is just underwear.

I wish for a hot breakfast.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Granted, it's on the sun. I wish you the best of luck.

I wish I could go to the sun without getting scorched.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but the Sun is now a Black Hole.

I wish for a packet of Bubbletape Gum With all the Fake colorings and Favours.

 

[Benson Hatfield]

Granted but I took a bite out of it while it was wound together.

I wish for Fox News to go away.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, but they make Fox8 (Australia's fox) their main channel now, and for revenge they blow up your EVERYTHING!!!.

I wish for infinite Pepsi Max.

 

[Idsertian]

Granted, but now the world is drowned in Pepsi.

I wish for a horse.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. You get Jerry.


I wish for a Master level Destruction spell. I want to rain doom upon my enemies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but the destruction destroys everything making the Earth uninhabitable. You done goofed.

I wish for fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but he is floating.

I wish for a great night.

 

[Jetut]

Granted but there are 5 seconds of the night left.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, but now the world is drowned in Pepsi.

Close enough.

OT: Granted, but your only allowed to use it for a minute.

I wish for for a katana.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you're unable to take it out of its sheath.

I wish for a leprechaun to come to my front door.

 

[Averant]

Granted, but he's only there to mug you.

I wish I was content.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you are now so content that everything falls away from you and you're content being a homeless bum living beneath the sewers with swarms of mosquitos.

I wish for a lightning storm outside the city so that I could watch it.

 

[Idsertian]

Granted, but it's so powerful and lands so many strikes that the roads and power grid are damaged for months afterwards.

I wish for an Easter egg.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Granted, but it's rotten. Also you eat it and it poisons you.

I wish that I had Mass Effect 3.