Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. Garrus has been removed entirely from your copy, rendering it worthless.

I wish I had a Garrus plushie.

 

[Jetut]

Granted. But it has no head.


I wish for a Buster sword.

 

[Idsertian]

Granted. But it has no head.


I wish for a Buster sword.

Granted, but it's blunt, cannot be sharpened and offers no Materia growth.

I wish for more variety in the console market once more.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Granted, but they're all shovel ware, gimmicky crap. Should've made clear on quality as well friend.

That said, I wish for more QUALITY in the console market

 

[Robert632]

Granted. All quality is sucked out of everything else, just so the console market gets quality.

I wish for a massive flame war about bread.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. The bread is burnt in the process.

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Tiger Sora]

Denied, but you can conquer 49% if you want.

I wish for a really cool hat!

 

[wintercoat]

All yours, but it's microscopic and I lost it sorry...

I wish for something tasty.

 

[Suicidejim]

Granted. Here, have a chocolate bar.

It was the last one on Earth

 

[Francois Hilton]

errm no wish there your life is ruined.


I wish fo a zimbabway dollar.

 

[Suicidejim]

errm no wish there your life is ruined.


I wish fo a zimbabway dollar.

Bollocks. Forgot my wish. Well, at least I haven't got one to ruin.

. . . Although I guess now I have to make one for the next guy. And ruin yours.

OT: Granted, but due to the recent apocalypse, all money has become worthless. And it gave you a paper cut.

Umm, I wish for a top hat, black as the night sky, with a nice red ribbon.

 

[Francois Hilton]

(ha they're already worthless)

you can have a hat but because it's so black you didn't notice it was filled with tar.

I wish I had a paper aeroplane

 

[wintercoat]

Granted, but it's under the control of the Paper Consortium and is fitted with under-wing machine guns. You are killed by a million paper cuts from the bullets.

And one for Paya Chin! Granted, the boot was uber flammable and the bit of sunlight causes them to burst into flames, immolating you.

I wish for pants!

 

[Razoack]

granted, but made out of a blend of cotton and fire ants.

I want competent team mates in League of Legends

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. You suddenly hear the growling of a puma behind you.

I wish for more soda.

 

[wintercoat]

Granted, however it's flat and warm and has dead bugs in it..

Give me the complete collapse of physics! Mwahahahaha!

 

[Wolfe M. Howler]

Granted, no more Half Life 2 for you.

I wish I had red eyes.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted...ITS YOUR BLOOD, oh god it's overflowing, quick clean up on isle death!

I wish for infinite lightning.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Granted, as it pulses from your body you suffer agonizing pain and burns, and you are unable to control it.

I wish for a Balanced Champion in League of Legends.