Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[delete account please]

Granted, but no one ever becomes more than acquaintances

I wish to learn another langauge

 

[audiblemirage]

Granted, but it's gibberish

I wish my car wasn't broken down

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but your car is going to explode in 3...2...1

KA-BOOM!

I wish they made another movie with Ash Williams in it.

 

[audiblemirage]

granted, but he is now played by toby mcguire and his chainsaw is replaced by a dildo that shoots silly string


I wish i could go to sleep

 

[SkyeNeko]

granted, but you will wake up every hour because the dog is bored.

i wish my cold would go away.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, now you have the typhoid!

I wish I had another Ham 'n Egger from A&W.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it is crawling with the Ebola virus.

I wish for a pencil.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's really big. Really, really big. Like, huge, man.

I wish for cake that is true.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's a 4 year old stale cake.

I wish for a foot of greased might.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Er... you're eaten by clowns who want it.

/mutters to self, "greased might?"

I wish for worldwide recognition.

 

[Letitha]

Granted...for a day before people find something else to talk about.

I wish for the curfew on my computing hours to be dropped.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's really big. Really, really big. Like, huge, man.

I wish for cake that is true.

Hey, I haven't seen you around lately...

OT: Granted but now your computer is on fire.

I wish someone would quote this post.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but something glitched..

I wish there was a middle aged Japanese woman that would adopt me as her own.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: She makes you work in the homosexual brothel that she runs.

I wish for constipation (Ha, try and "ruin" that!).

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but a whale dropped on your head while you were enjoying it. (There, ruined the experience)

I wish the person below me exploded.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Granted, but the explosion kills you too.

I wish for John Lennon to perform for me at my house!

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but he's a zombie and eats your brains while performing.

I wish for a golden egg.

 

[havass]

Granted, but it hatches into a golden dragon that destroys your town.

I wish for it not to rain tomorrow.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it hails instead.

I wish George Lucas would move on.

 

[lemiel14n3]

He moves on, and into your house. Now George Lucas is banging your mom and giving you intimate details on how he wanted Jar Jar Binks to be a Jedi.

I wish I could read minds