Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: I now spam with porn.

I wish for a new hard drive.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's made of paper.

I wish it would snow tomorrow.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: you are killed by falling ice.

I wish for Ghost in the Shell to be real.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't see her ...cause she's a ghost..

I wish for $50 million!

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: you make it by selling drugs, get caught, use your influence to avoid incarceration, and successfully make it back to you estate where one of your partners has taken over. They have you shot.

I wish for a motorbike.

 

[audiblemirage]

granted, but instead of a seat it has a rusty knife


I wish i was a little bit taller

 

[Dango]

Granted, but all doors get smaller.

I wish I was less sleepy.

 

[audiblemirage]

Granted, but now you have a major meth problem and loose all your teeth


I wish my landlord allowed pets

 

[Dango]

Granted, but your neighbor now has a spider farm, and and there's a hole in your wall...

I wish I had a coonskin hat.

 

[audiblemirage]

granted but it's made out of a zombie raccoon that is now eating your brains


i wish i could fly on clouds like a chinese monkey

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but then a hunter catches you and boils you alive for some food.


I wish my Computing GCSE wasn't so hard.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: Funding cuts for education cause your teacher to lose his job.

I wish for a Fistful of Dollars.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the book will be delivered to you in six to eight weeks, we accept payment in cash only.

I wish for a banana split!

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, buy you only get half the banana.

I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a life time's supply of POWAH BRAND CEREAL! But it's all expired..

I wish a shave and a haircut cost only two bits.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but you get shaved by a chainsaw.

I wish my wish is unwished.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but I wished a wish for you instead!

I wish Nouw's wish was re-wished!

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but now it's re-wished into oblivion!

I wish that the confusion would stop!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, now the chaos begins!

I wish for a box of mittins.

 

[audiblemirage]

Granted, but they are all made of dead kittens.


I wish we could all get along