Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

oh! i forgot to add something *facepalm*
There.

Hey! you found the droids you were looking for!
Too bad your body got split in two because of the jedi that owns it.

I wish for the rapture.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. you now get funions. Mung funions.

I wish to play chess

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*Gets some other person*
*drops his pants*
there you go, don't mind the other hole, feel free to make your own.

I wish for the star wars prequels to be redone

 

[The Night Angel]

Um, confused. Is that meant to be 'their eyes'??

OT: granted, they no longer have eyes

I wish Miami will win the NBA playoffs this year.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. However, you die of a heart attack the moment they win.

I wish for an advanced home servant AI to do everyday chores, manage utilities, and adjust the temperature.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but he only accepts commands in Swahili

 

[idodo35]

since you didnt ask for anything ill choose your wish
your wish is: i wish i could meet chuck norris
granted! a wild chuck norris apears!
wild chuck norris uses round house kick!
its super affective!
you faint!

i wish i had all the money in the world!

btw cpcha says: "talk the talk" now walk the walk!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Sure, but something went wrong with the economy, and now, even all the money in the world can't buy you candy.

I wish i knew alchemy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but all you can do is turn gold into candle wax.

I wish I could find everything.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you find everything you hate first until you stop looking.

I wish for more server hamsters.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but they are dead.

I wish for a third eye.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted, but it is blind.

I wish for my own evangelion mecha.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it costs a fortune and you are forever indebted to a billionaire who then also steals your soul. Enjoy being a tool!

I wish for tools.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but they are all broken chisels.

I wish for a chicken burger.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You get a chicken burger but a dog steals it and eats it all.
I wish for a completely harmless, friendly, invincible, cute dog to be my pet

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but it is the kind of cute and friendly that eventually grates on you, and when you try to put it down.... it's invincible

I wish that I could read 10 times faster.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

sure, but you will only be able to understand ten words out of a whole book.

I wish for dubstep

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but you are now deaf.

I wish for a mars bar. (come on, it's just a mars bar, no need to ruin it...)

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You have normal toes, from a derp's point of view.

I wish for a billion bucks.
(I know this is easy, so be more creative)

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but they stampede down your street and wreck everything, then your neighbours beat you to death.

I wish I'd been more creative with the above solution.