Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. But computers, animals and other things will keep ruining it. And Chuck Norris too. He's not a human you know.

I wish I could see Kim Jong Il, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and Rick Moranis have an all out war and live to see who the winner is.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but just after seeing who the winner is, he shoots you.

I wish the predictive text function on my phone actually worked.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted! It works fine, its just now set in Japanese, which you won't totally understand.

I wish for Morgan Freeman

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but his voice is replaced by Jennifer Aniston's

I wish for Gordon Freeman.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted, but he's shaved his beard, so he's not nearly as cool as before.

I wish for The Doctor.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you get doctor Phil.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[RyoScar]

Granted, but Wheatly built it.

I wish for The Holy Hand Grenade

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, I don't know a Moogle was but here's a Furbie.

I wish for a perfect wish and wish for that.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Here you are... a DVD of "the perfect wish" you're lucky, this is the last copy of the movie that sucked so hard, its almost nonexistent.

I wish for a bad movie

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*prints the picture* here you go. take care of it, don't let it get soaked in water.

I wish for a teddy bear

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. But since you put me in prison, I put poison in it.

I wish to get out of here.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

You are alive again, but you are stuck in your casket, 6 feet underground.

I wish they weren't able to find any evidence that I killed you

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the casket was recently thrown into a lake.

I wish for a pond in my backyard.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Its a pond of shit.

I wish for a new crash bandicoot game

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, It's Mind over Mutant 2
personally, I hope he is in Playstation all-stars.

I wish for a ruined wish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it costs the life of every puppy and kitten.

I wish for unlimited free refills.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You get unlimited free refills of marmite.

I wish marmite tastes good.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You got a package of marmite, and in your excitement, you ate it all. Then you got explosive diarrhea.

I wish I could meet god.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Grated, Though Chuck Norris finds out you skipped the line and kick's you out of existence.

I wish to be able to "FOS RO DAH!"

 

[J3bba]

granted. but you can only FOS RO DAH. every time you open you mouth you blast everything away, including food.

I wish to be able to eat a giant cheese, lamb and potato sandwich.