Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. It's Martian water that turns you into a mindless monster.

I wish I had 10000 posts. I'm making it a personal goal to reach that before Redlin reaches 50000. I'll sacrifice my Neo badge if that's what it takes!

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, except it only happens in your dreams....

I wish I could play the piano well

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, every time you do play it you lose one of your senses.

I wish Ireland would be lifted off the earth and thrown into the sun. I don't hate Ireland(Maybe a bit) but with that much landmass gone global warming and rising sea levels won't be much of a problem.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted. It causes the sun to explode and kills everyone on earth. That is what you get for destroying my country and everyone in it.

I wish I had psychic paper from Doctor Who.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted. It causes the sun to explode and kills everyone on earth. That is what you get for destroying my country and everyone in it.

I wish I had psychic paper from Doctor Who.

granted, but you are now illiterate.
I wish for the best coffee in the world

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but each time someone understands your pain, it causes your pain to increase to twice the size....

I wish for some aspirin for my headache....

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, there are now no effects at all.

I wish for a feast fit for a king...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted. It will fall on your head from the sky and kill you.

I wish to vote in Eurovision this year

 

[zombiekiller1907]

you voted, but but this year, justin bieber won...


I wish the world never discovered all the bad singers

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but it never discovered singing either.

I wish that people were more open minded.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted.. People(including you) are now VERY open minded.So much that all the people are now satanists, homos, fetishists, and pretty much any other thing you can imagine. But its alright, labels don't exist in that universe.



I wish people were more racist

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, except everyone is extremely racist against a very,very, very small minority, that only includes you.....

I wish captcha would stop reading minds >.> (Captcha: level playing field????)

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. You can never renew your PubClub membership again.

I wish I had a century worth of PubClub membership.

 

[Sablestick]

Granted, but then a rhino dumps on you

I wish to die painlessly and not be trapped in an infinite black void or eternal torment, or be reincarnated

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, the everything crushes you because your pockets cannot FILL EVERYTHING! Also it turns out nothing is actually everything over your corpse after you got crushed.

You are now called Detroit. (I have no idea why I said that and I have never been to Detroit, just judging it by its rep)

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but you get a... used... piece.


I wish for a space ship.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

wait wasn't that given before?
You already have a ship in space that you can't get to right?

I wish that you haven't made that wish

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, I make this wish that causes that.

I wish for Deadra Armour.

 

[Final First]

Granted but you will be transformed into a Daedra and your heart will be used to make it. The armour will be dedicated to your dead self.

I wish my wish wasn't ruined. (This is probably cheating)