Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

Sure. Its a ship. In space. Billions and billions away from earth. Have fun getting to it!

I wish I knew who is better: picard or kirk.

 

[J3bba]

They're both so awesome they disappear into the space time vortex.

I wish i had a life size model t-rex.

http://www.amazon.de/dp/B007O743ZA/?tag=047-20

 

[The Night Angel]

As you didn't wish, I assume you are a mute, wishing for the power of speech, but as you didn't say it, I can't grant it. Still going to ruin it though. You are now deaf too

I wish to have the worst day ever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Not granted.

I wish the person below would grant the wish I denied.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but I grant for you instead.

I wish that somehow made sense.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but your brain implodes from the knowledge.

I wish for a convoluted manga!

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted.... it's just a regular manga >.>

I wish for some maltesers.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, you get the Maltesers...box but nothing inside.

I wish for a better Australian leader

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted! You become the leader of Australia. But being president sucked.

I wish that Im in sparta

 

[The Night Angel]

granted, but you arrive as a corpse.

I wish zombiekiller had some zombies to kill...

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted... Now this might hurt a bit.... *injects zombie serum into Night Angel's bloodstream*

Now.... *decapitates his head with a katana*
that was entertaining.

I wish for more zombies that I can kill effortlessly

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, you now have the power to blink and kill a zombie in front of you...also you said more zombies right.

Ok try 1 billon surrounding you. Also some are already inside of you.

I wish for the ultimate gun!

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but just touching it destroys the universe, and it appears in your hand...

I wish for a new universe...

 

[StormShaun]

Granted but the same thing happens.

I wish for a universe where Night Angel didn't exist so I couldn't make that wish that destroyed the previous universe.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but another person called legna thgin eht makes the same wish, and another universe is born....

I wish for an unruinable wish...

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. But the only way to make that wish is if you beat Chuck Norris.

I wish for Chuck Norris powers.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, you now have the body of a 72 year old

I wish for a giant music library

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but it only has thousands of versions of the Barney the dinosaur theme song...

I wish for a more comfortable bed.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you live forever, but are forced to float through space and never again have contact with any living organisms, or any sentient machines....

I wish I had a pet sentient machine

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted, but it figures out that it made no sense for you to make it a pet, so it destroys you
I wish for jurassic park to come true