Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Not content on their revenge. my neighbors follow me to hell where they perpetually torture me in a room with no doors, whose only content is a big unreachable speaker that plays the top 10 worst music of all time while I boil in lava. But, you're there inside, with me, because we've been fused together, catdog style.

I wish I hadn't thought that one up.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you now think of an even worse one

I wish I were the master of disaster!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted! You are now the master of disaster. You look disastrous, you smell disastrous, you speak disastrously, everything you do also looks and smells disastrous. disastrous. they aren't harmful or anything, they're just that.

I wish for a more efficient way of typing.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but there is a power cut in your area.

I wish for a better internet connection.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Your connection speed is now .01% faster.

I wish for you to live a healthy and successful life.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, and as that wish was made in hopes of it being ruined, it isn't

I wish you find your soul mate.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*looks at night angel* there you are!!!!

I wish for peace

 

[StormShaun]

...Granted...he explodes while your on the toilet....also he's in the toilet too.

Good luck.

I wish for dice.

 

[The Night Angel]

*looks at night angel* there you are!!!!

I wish for peace

Haha, left myself open for that one

OT:Granted, you call it 'my pet', but then it turns on you and eats you alive.

I wish for a new, good, season of heroes.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Sure, but it only aired in japan, and you only find that out ten years later, when the rest of the world has missed the best ten seasons of heroes, that aired only in japan.

i wish for a job

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! You are now judged by your handwriting, and also you're less ravishing. Much less ravishing.

I wish my coworker would quit acting like she's so much better than me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, now she acts like she's so much better than God.

I wish for immortality.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Sure, but you find out that it was ernie's rubber ducky. He's gone batshit crazy without it and has sold his soul to the devil in order to kill the person who has it(you)

I wish I could join the publisher's club.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but then the site shuts down.


I wish for a pet elephant named pookey.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but you get aids instead.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted, but you speak in a very irritating axxent, so much that everyone you talk to beats you up senselessly.

I wish to develop a silly walk

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you lose one foot.

I wish to have super strength.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Here you go, fun(tm).
the best brand of beans in ghjkland.
recommended by 9/10 ghjknian moms.

I wish I would become a real boy!

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you now become a real boy, and are immediately hit by a bus.

I wish that people would stop ruining wishes.