Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. The moment you do, the game explodes.

I wish for more Vitamin Water. Or any sweet drink, for that matter.

 

[Promethax]

@Kuroneko97

Congladuration, you're now a fully conscious bottle of vitamin water, unable to communicate with the outside world.

I wish I could speak in Microsoft Sam anytime I wanted.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, you can talk to no one else.
I wish that I had a cold beer

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, you are now a bottle of pimple cream.
I wish the below poster the best in their endeavors.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. Thanks!!!

I wish to kill the poster below me.

 

[Evil Smurf]

assassination attempt failed.
I wish for perfect skin

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it comes along with a bloody club.

I wish I would meet a real live alien.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. His planet invades earth for retaliation

 

[Kuroneko97]

You have no wish, so a puma barges into your house and cuddles next to you to watch the stars.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*opens zipper*
here you go....

I wish that eating or drinkingisn't a requirement for survival

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted. You now have 100 copies of Lester the Unlikely.

I wish I didn't grow facial hair but still grew my other hair.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. to balance the change, your arm pit hair now grows twice as fast as normal.

I wish that I have every badge on the escapist

 

[scorptatious]

Granted. But you are banned for hacking into the Escapist to get all the badges.

I wish I had my own personal harem of beautiful women.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. but they happen to be those assassin nuns and they kill you with everything they got on their arsenal.

I wish valve releases half life 3

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, but it ends up not being very good.

I wish I had a cadbury's bournville bar.

 

[DJjaffacake]

Granted. Your friend stole it and used the internet on it to look up how to make bombs, and now the government's coming to get you.

I wish I my facial hair wasn't half dark and half blonde.