Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Evil Smurf]

play some Kane and Lynch.
I wish that I could sleep as long as I want

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted I present you the boomerang that never comes back.

I wish Dubstep never happened.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted. But it's now been replaced with PolkaStep.

I wish for some money.

granted, the police want to question you about the large amount of counterfeit money you have now for some reason.

Granted, banging a 2X4 of a metal table has become the defining genre of music...

I wish I was a bit more selfless...

granted, everyone takes you for granted now.

I wish for dancing zombies.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, this fish is a hitler fish and gasses you however.
I wish for more ways to say cheese

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. Each one of them gets you chased by a mob.

I wish I could get back to a normal sleep schedule.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, it is cooked by a cook so rude that you cry however.
I wish I had an amp.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. The radio and air conditioner don't work.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, is made of wood and thus wooden work under normal settings.
I wish for the penetrator from Saints Row

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted. *rings door bell*
You ordered the anchovy pizza?

I wish for a coffee machine.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, you can never sleep again.

I wish I could sleep right now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, you wake up naked in a strangers bed. You can decide if that is good or not.
I wish for Pokemon white NOW!