Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[StormShaun]

Granted...

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Spoiler

...I LIED!

I wish Puse would die on the Escapist...by Diarrhea!

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. You just killed an adorable little girl named Humanity.

I wish there was species of octopus that had penises for tentacles. And I wish to throw my male enemies into the tank with said octopus.

 

[kingofkumquats]

granted but they wont understand you

i wish the weather was nicer

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted. There is now a lovely summer vibe on the moon

I wish for all the money

 

[kingofkumquats]

granted you have been asleep for 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9...

i wish house cats didnt exist.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted but you have no soul.
I wish I was in SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted! You have the power of bigotry and racism! You are now called racist reginald the redneck.
I wish to defeat racist reginald the redneck.

 

[hannahdonno]

Granted! Although all you have to defeat him with is some tooth floss and a pencil.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, you were killed by Kingofkumquats.
I wish for eternal happiness

 

[Evil Smurf]

Denied! My Avatar gets the wish instead! (My avatars name IS Happy )
I wish for a pet who won't bite me

Granted it stabs you. I just love editing quotes.
I wish for a cure for aids

 

[kingofkumquats]

Granted, but there is no oxygen there and you kind of need that...

I wish June would hurry up and be over

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, now however September never ends.
I wish for hot chips