Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Evil Smurf]

granted, it burns you. Third degree burns!
I wish for lucrative business

 

[Evil Smurf]

You are now a zombie. On a quest for the biggest brain. Can I call you Stubs?
I wish for weapons to tackle Stubs

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, it is so enormous that you can no longer move without a massive crane holding your head up.

I wish Netflix had more good stuff to watch online, WITHOUT changing their pricing strategy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted.You can't breath in space though. YAY CHOKING TO DEATH!
I wish for my uni course to finish

 

[Evil Smurf]

You do the wrong course and fail to get a job, you die homeless and lonely.
I wish for a new computer

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. You can now talk to your shadow.
However people think you are crazy. You get put in a mental institution.

 

[Evil Smurf]

when women hear you play they become so wet they drown.
I wish for an argument!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Ja Rule made it rain down murder. Sorry man.
I wish for my fists back

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. He clones himself and eats your family.
I want a millionaire so fucking bad

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted but you can't do another musical reference ever again!
I wish for this thread to be locked

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted. However peoeple still like the idea so a clone of it is set up after a few hours.

I wish I had the ring of Hircine.

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but then you are smitten. Don't mess with Daedric princes....

I wish I knew more...

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but it gets run over.

I wish to discover a new species... (can't see how this could go wrong... )

 

[Jetut]

Granted, but I rule it and you now work for me MWAHAHA.

I wish for TIME TRAVEL!!!

 

[The Night Angel]

granted, you travel back in time and are promptly crushed by a falling piano, dropped out of a building by your great great grandfather.

I wish for a working shower.

 

[Rhagos]

Granted. You get bored of ruling the world and commit suicide.

I wish for a turtle that won't die in 20 years and has no defects or infections.

 

[the abyss gazes also]

Your turtle is a perfect specimen... of a gargantuan monster turtle that destroys your home.

I wish for the internet wired into my brain.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. You play it in a virtual reality system which goes according to your strength...you get picked up by one if the puppet men and get torn apart.

I wish that Turkey (The country) got called Baguette.