Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's possessed by Abraham Hitler.

I wish for more reasons to live.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted. None of them apply to you at all. Not even a little bit.

I wish I would finish more games.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they delete themselves after you beat them.

I wish someone got that reference.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you and I are both branded as total dorks for life.

I wish I could fly in space.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but breathing in space is another story.

I wish more people cared about Aussie rules football.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but you don't have a spacesuit.
I wish I had an HD PVR.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

Granted, but you can only record shows that are on TLC
I wish I could travel around the world

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted, you travel it at almost the speed of light, and you can never stop.

I wish they could find out more about the higgs field faster

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but no one cares about Quantum theory any more. It's all about Delta-Theory now!

I wish night was longer.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. But you get to see teenage topless werewolves and sparkling vampires all night. And the night will go on forever and ever and ever...

I wish they never made the twilight series

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but this guy comes to your door because you took his doughnut.

I wish to go on a cruise.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted, they made a series even worse! A love triangle between a zombie, vampire and werewolf!

I wish for a doughnut.

What's the difference?

Granted. The ship you boarded in sank on its maiden voyage. you die.


I wish Abraham Lincoln and Blade had a crossover

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, enjoy Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer with a bunch of Twilight fans booing when a vampire dies.
I wish for some headphones.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, as soon as you try them out the volume is so loud that they leave you deaf...permanently.

I wish I was more witty in real-time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you are now a jester in medieval England.

I wish good music was always playing.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted, but you are the only person who can't hear them. Instead, you get the looped chorus of friday.

I wish that I can do alchemy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you are kidnapped by the government after finding the secret recipe to making gold out of basic elements.

I wish to rewind the clock.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but now that means you have to spend two months off getting a roast together again.... D:

I wish more people would post here.