Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Evil Smurf]

granted, but they have smurfs as avatars.
I wish to be batman

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, enjoy the boiling oil.

I wish for common sense.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it is a steak of your own body. Yummy!

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you work yourself to death in 5 days.

I wish for immunity to every disease.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

granted, by making you live in a bubble for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a ham sandwich

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they find common ground through war.

I wish people loved mornings more.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but now everyone must go to work at night and sleep during the day.
I wish I had a teddy bear.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, now you've got the hots! And by the hots I mean a terrible fever.

I wish for series to have satisfying ends.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but they now only have one episode.
I wish my computer wasn't derping.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Granted, it is now self-aware and determines the human race is too volatile and must be destroyed.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, you now know you wish to marry <a href=http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/2_2.jpg>her.
I wish for the best computer in the world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it goes sentient and enslaves us all.

I wish skynet would never happen.

 

[goldenjester]

Granted, but only because technology no longer works.

I wish for an end to the election seaon

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted four years of no leadership of any sort.

I wish for a pleasant nights sleep.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, you never wake up.
I wish for hologram technology.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Granted, the hologram is so bright it incinerates anyone with in a 10km radius.

I wish for the worst possible day, ever. (remember, you have to ruin it)