Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Living_Brain]

Granted. In 100 years.
I wish for the ability of quick, clever replies.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, no one can understand you because you're too quick.
I wish for a trolley pass.

 

[Moderated]

They are broken. Your parents/significant other/friends see it and never trust you again. They think of you as always breaking things, and decide they don't love you anymore.
I wish that I had a Gatorade in front of me in a plastic bottle with a hole on the top to drink out of. It is filled with Gatorade, and it is my favorite flavor. It is not poisoned, and does not have anything bad for me in it, other than what is normally in Gatorade.

 

[Aerosteam]

Granted. Drinking that Gaytorade triggers the deaths of everyone you love. Somehow.

I wish I was a real boy.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, sadly though the cheese is terrible and the macaroni is stale.
I wish for a new Wii.

 

[Aerosteam]

Granted, you get a Puu instead.

I wish I was a real girl.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you're now as ugly as Meg from Family Guy.
I wish I hate my Financial Aid right now.

 

[Moderated]

Wish granted. The reason you hate it is because they beat you with bags filled with pennies.
I wish that this wish didn't come true, and nothing bad happened.

 

[Roxas1359]

Too bad it'll happen then won't happen then happen again trapping you in a loop forever!
I wish that I didn't eat those pancakes.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You starve because there's nothing else to eat.
I wish to be trapped in an alternate dimension.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, it's the dimension of Girls/guys who friendzone/brozone you

I wish for 2 cents.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! however you lose them soon after
I wish that i had more money for PC games

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but he tells the staff to lock this thread in return. He therefore breaks the thread another way.

I wish to improve Star Fox Adventures.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, but the improvements made forever changed history causing a nuclear to destroy the majority of the world. Preventing you from ever playing the improved version of Star Fox Adventures.

I wish I had some mints.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted but they're expired and taste like ass.

I wish I had my two cents back, and on a keychain so I can't lose them.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. The metal toxifies turning into acid, burning your throat.
I wish my gums weren't hurting..