Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It actually has removed content instead.
I wish for a great 4 hours of sleep.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, that's the last time you ever sleep while continuing to suffer the effects of sleep depravity.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It falls apart as you ride full speed, making you fall, scraping off all of your knee skin. You bleed into unconsciousness.
Captcha: The bee's knees
I wish for good AC.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you get Automatic Cancer. Don't worry, your brain will live on in the form of your avatar.

I wish for more threads.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, but all the threads are about the current state of sexism/racism/other-isms in gaming with the conversation going nowhere, complaining about everything in general, and asking questions such as: "Why do people hate/like x?", "Here's why I hate/like x! (Nobody better disagree with me! D:<)", and "Don't you worry about x, let me worry about x."
...Also all the posts in each thread have terrible spelling and grammar.

Optional consequences: ALL THE THREADS ARE MADE BY ETERNALNOTHINGNESS (Not that that would be a bad thing...^^'...Honestly I haven't been reading his more recent threads so, maybe this would be awesome? I don't know.)

I wish I was more motivated to make my pointless youtube vidoes. (SHAMELESS SELF-ADVERTISEMENT MUAHAHAHAHA) Seriously though, I'm feeling totally demotivated at the moment.

I spent too much time on this post.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Your vids aren't pointless though.
I wish for the apple crumble cake that's in my oven.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. There's no night.
I wish for more wishes!

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted. Everyone but you gets more wishes.

I wish golden chicken

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, we painted a chicken gold and it died from the areosal in the can.
I wish that my computer's dictionary would not say that real words do not exist...

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It doesn't check words at all.
I wish for a hi-res video camera.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted. But your camera will steal your soul if it records your image in any way

I wish everything wasn't so expensive

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, unfortunately the Cookie Monster ate them so you've gotta retrieve them.
I wish to not be sick.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, while your not sick anymore you spread disease to anyone you have contact with.
I wish for a wizard's wand

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it sprays glitter, rainbows, and happiness all around. At the magic cost of 1 year of your life each time it's used.
I wish for a new editing program.