Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now you're reality's prison *****. Somehow. Enjoy.

I wish people would stop thinking my avatar was a playing card.

 

[kailus13]

Granted, for some reason they now think it's a pony.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wish the person above me had a wish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but its one that screwed you over. Royally, and irreparably. Have fun!

I wish Ash wasn't so crazy all the time.

 

[kailus13]

Granted, the download is corrupt.

I wish for blood to rain on an elementary school.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but Ash made it. Good luck!

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will. (and that I don't need to be naked for it to work)

 

[kailus13]

Granted, everyone instinctively knows where you are when you use it.

I wish for my stomach to settle.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it comes back as produced by MICHEAL BEY.

I wish for sleep.

 

[staika]

granted but you will plagued by multiple nightmares

I wish I had more alcohol

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but it's all crappy alcopops and your friends are laughing at you for being a weakling.

I wish for a pet frog.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but it eats your internet.

I wish for a bigger hat.

 

[kailus13]

Granted, your hat is now 5 storeys tall.

I wish for chocolate without nuts.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, your chocolate now contains tiny stones instead.

I wish for a kitty.

 

[kailus13]

Granted, it is dead.

I wish for a living, healthy cat.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, it resents you and will run away the moment you open a door/window.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but it cheats on you. Frequently. And rubs your face in it.

I wish the OmniscientOstrich's avatar contained more Ostrich.

 

[Dead Seerius]

Granted, but the picture is zoomed so that all you see is a tiny part of the beak.

I wish my iPod had a longer lasting battery.