Granted, but you wake up with terrible bed-head and groggy as Hel.
I wish I could visit Valhalla before death.
I wish I could visit Valhalla before death.
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I was wondering how someone would ruin that wish. x3
Granted, but your hair becomes so dry that it turns to dust. Now you have to wait for your hair to regrow
I wish for the Power Ring of the Indigo Tribe.
Granted, but your hair becomes so dry that it turns to dust. Now you have to wait for your hair to regrow
I wish for the Power Ring of the Indigo Tribe.
Good thing Power Batteries can be summoned from anywhere so it doesn't need to be included, eh?
Granted, but those worshiping you as a god are tribal and very fond of certain rituals involving gods coming down to Earth. Unfortunately for you, these rituals involving cooking and eating the god's mortal form.
I wish that the person whom corrupts this wish does push-ups until they pass out! >=D
Granted, but those worshiping you as a god are tribal and very fond of certain rituals involving gods coming down to Earth. Unfortunately for you, these rituals involving cooking and eating the god's mortal form.
I wish that the person whom corrupts this wish does push-ups until they pass out! >=D
Ehh, shows how much I know about power rings. Although it raises questions for me as to who protects them then?
Ah whatever. don't care. I'm sure it'll be very convoluted to me.
Granted. Anyone who tries to corrupt your wish will be inflicted with the pushup curse.
Anyone? hello? [sub]a perfectly good wish... ready to be corrupted here.[/sub] [sub][sub]Anytime now.[/sub][/sub]
I wish for $20. I need to buy something and I forgot my wallet.
Ah whatever. don't care. I'm sure it'll be very convoluted to me.
Granted. Anyone who tries to corrupt your wish will be inflicted with the pushup curse.
Anyone? hello? [sub]a perfectly good wish... ready to be corrupted here.[/sub] [sub][sub]Anytime now.[/sub][/sub]
I wish for $20. I need to buy something and I forgot my wallet.
I've just been a Green Lantern fan for some time, so I have to know stuff like this. XD As per who protects them, it's never really stated where they go when not in use if I recall correctly XD
Lawl at how you handled that one. XDDD
Wish granted, you have 20$, too bad it's in Monopoly Money.
I wish that I could Plane Walk at will to locations of my choice and I arrive safely and in the situation where the location is unsafe a protective barrier forms around me until either A) I dispell it or B) I'm safe, and by Plane Walk I am referring to MtG Planewalking.... And the barrier allows oxygen in and CO2 out but protects from air-born pathogens.
Lawl at how you handled that one. XDDD
Wish granted, you have 20$, too bad it's in Monopoly Money.
I wish that I could Plane Walk at will to locations of my choice and I arrive safely and in the situation where the location is unsafe a protective barrier forms around me until either A) I dispell it or B) I'm safe, and by Plane Walk I am referring to MtG Planewalking.... And the barrier allows oxygen in and CO2 out but protects from air-born pathogens.
Granted, but everywhere you go is unsafe so you don't dispel it. Eventually you start to live in your own filth and eventually dispel it to take a shower but get jumped on by tigers. xD
I wish for the whole of 2012 to be wiped from my memory!
I wish for the whole of 2012 to be wiped from my memory!
How did tigers get into my shower? XD And I guess it's a really good thing I'm paranoid and keep a shotgun next to my shower. XD
Granted, by through some strange course of events, 2012 was a major big deal, and you don't remember any of it and nobody is allowed to say what happened that day so you're permanently out of the loop.
I wish I was a powerful Shard Caster.
Granted, by through some strange course of events, 2012 was a major big deal, and you don't remember any of it and nobody is allowed to say what happened that day so you're permanently out of the loop.
I wish I was a powerful Shard Caster.
Granted, you will now get a lengthy explanation as to what a Shard Caster is. A Shard Caster is something from an anime called Kiba, these people are able to draw 'Soul Shards' from strange 'tattoos' on their body and these Shards are the basis for a sort of magic. The shards look like small coloured marbles, each colour representing a different element. Shard Casters are also able to summon Spirits to fight by their side. Weapons in the world also work with these Shards, but so far from what I've watched only melee weapons exist in the world. A sword would be just a hilt with a number of slots for the Shards to go in and then the blade forms from energy. Spears, Axes, Daggers, a unique Mace thing, & Shields also work on this principle, albeit Shields can also be summoned using just Shards.
I wish for a pristine, modernized castle, fully staffed with people loyal to me and only me, fully armed, with a piranha filled moat, and a drawbridge as well as enough money, legally obtained, to fund the castle, pay for the staff and up-keep of the armourments, and to feed the piranha as well as the staff and myself, along with anyone I invite over.
I wish for a pristine, modernized castle, fully staffed with people loyal to me and only me, fully armed, with a piranha filled moat, and a drawbridge as well as enough money, legally obtained, to fund the castle, pay for the staff and up-keep of the armourments, and to feed the piranha as well as the staff and myself, along with anyone I invite over.
Granted, you get a pristine, modernized castle with all the finishings. It includes your loyal payed staff, fed piranha filled moat pool and enough supplies to last you for a while. All located in scenic middle-of-nowhere. Enjoy the fabulous sights, such as moldy-stick-in-the-yard, funny-shaped-rock and horizon-filled-with-nothing.
I wish apples were a non-lethal, edible fruit.
I wish apples were a non-lethal, edible fruit.
Good thing it's modernized and thusly has stellar entertainment systems, and I won't have to worry about any annoying neighbors or anything! XD
Granted, however since apples are already non-lethal and edible, your wish did absolutely nothing, and I've ruined it for you.
I wish that I could legally, no matter where I was, do anything I wanted to. For instance, I could walk into a bank, get behind the counter, simply by asking if I wanted, and take as much money as I wanted, and no one would so much as raise an eyebrow to it.
Granted, however since apples are already non-lethal and edible, your wish did absolutely nothing, and I've ruined it for you.
I wish that I could legally, no matter where I was, do anything I wanted to. For instance, I could walk into a bank, get behind the counter, simply by asking if I wanted, and take as much money as I wanted, and no one would so much as raise an eyebrow to it.
You are now have the ultimate get out of jail free card! Every constitution of the world has amended, your picture and name is handed out to every police department in the world. Sadly, you were killed when a policeman's gun legally had an accidental discharge. And not a single eyebrow was raised that day.
I wish reality shows were about reality.
I wish reality shows were about reality.
Granted, you now have all the patience in the world. You can wait out the rowdiest of storms. In fact your new philosophy tends to just be to wait out everything. As a result nothing ever gets done.
Well at least you have your peace of mind.
Well at least you have your peace of mind.
Obviously my wish came true starting from the beginning of time. You're welcome. ;PLordofHeart said:
whoops forgot my wish. Sorry >.<
Granted, all the leftover pizza in the world is sent to you. Oh boy.
That piece over there has a bite mark on it and a pair of underwear.
This piece here is kinda soggy. I'm not sure with what.
Oh and worst of all, I found a piece with olives! Bleh!
I wish I was less forgetful.
Granted, all the leftover pizza in the world is sent to you. Oh boy.
That piece over there has a bite mark on it and a pair of underwear.
This piece here is kinda soggy. I'm not sure with what.
Oh and worst of all, I found a piece with olives! Bleh!
I wish I was less forgetful.
Granted, you didn't nitpick as much BUT now you pick off your skin.
One particle at a time ... it's going to take a long time for that.
I wish for Saints Row 4. T_T
One particle at a time ... it's going to take a long time for that.
I wish for Saints Row 4. T_T