Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[KOMega]

Granted, education is deemed trivial and unnecessary. We all soon revert back to cavemen within the next decade.

I wish I had faster internet.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but it's also super expensive so you must choose between lolcats and a meal.

I wish I had flapjack and a fresh cup of tea.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but its not the flapjack that you wanted(honestly, I looked it up and I wasnt sure if you were refering to pancakes or the oat bar), instead you get the cartoon Flapjack and your tea is of the brand that you hate.

I wish that my throat stops being sore.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, you have been decapitated.

I wish that I were wittier.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Granted, but now you are mute.

I wish I could drink nothing but hawaiian punch for the rest of my life.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but you get sick of after the first drink and are forced to drink it for the rest of your life, never getting used to it and it will alway stay disgusting for you.

I wish for love.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Granted, your true love is a cow

I wish for money

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but your money is dirty money, meaning the cops are after you.

I wish for a sammich.

 

[Cabisco]

I do this to you:


I wish for a new series of Star Trek to air on tv.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted! I hope you enjoy Star Trek Enterprise: The Next Generation

Produced by J.J. Abrams.

I wish for Hub to make more seasons of Animaniacs.

 

[Teoes]

True, but they forgot what made it so magical in the first place and now it's just trying to copy Family Guy.

I wish for a garlicky roast chicken all to myself.

 

[Teoes]

Granted. It's really not as good as you'd have hoped, though. Kinda disappointing. 3.5/5 stars.

I wish I could go home and play more Xenonauts.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but you lose your save file.

I wish I could feel alive!

 

[KOMega]

Granted. You are given your last meal before being sentenced to death.

I wish I had a fancier hat.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but it's not cooked. Eat it. [HEADING=2]EAT IT ALL.[/HEADING]

I wish I could cook food with the power of my mind.

 

[KOMega]

Granted. But everything gets burnt. Even your morning cereal.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Granted, but you can only be in it for 1 out of 24 hours of the day.

I wish I could have a weekend off from work every once in a while.