Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted but one of the chunks causes a huge meteor to crash on you
I wish my family happiness

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but it fills your friends with rage!

I wish for the total annihilation of everything Mac & Cheese.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What? Why?! KD is good! I don't know of anything mac 'n cheese that isn't good..! What has mac 'n cheese ever done to you?

....OT: Granted, but it only lasts for a few seconds, then everything reverts back to normal and we still have the goodness.

I wish for a pet dinosoar!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it eats you then goes back to its time period
i wish i was level 99!

 

[Cerzelo]

Granted but everyone else is level 100

I wish for world wifi connectivity

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, in another dimention.

I wish for a polar bear.

 

[Cerzelo]

Granted, but its a bipolar bear.

I wish for smoking to not cause diseases

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What? Why?! KD is good! I don't know of anything mac 'n cheese that isn't good..! What has mac 'n cheese ever done to you?

To you maybe but to me, it is the worst thing I could ever be asked to eat.

OT: Granted but now it only causes instant death.

I wish for ketchup to be erased from existence...Forever!

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. But now, it has been replaced with mustard. Disgusting mustard from hell.

I wish for too much stuff.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you get everything but now you can NEVER find what you need at any given moment. Zombie attack? Sorry, you're in the "Plush" pile of your broken house.

I wish for a candle that can never be extinguished.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But you can't light it either.

I wish I had a Pogo Hammer!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's made of cheese.

I wish for cheese.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. They are lesbian robots from the future sent back to kill all men, starting with you.

I wish for more time in the morning.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but now you have less time at lunch to eat!

I wish for a creative reply to this thread.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Not granted.

I wish to not be sick anymore.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Now get back to work filing those TPS reports.

I wish I could curl up and take a nap. -.-

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its the last nap you ever take
i wish i had a lot of not stolen money

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. We're working in an old-school bartering system. Your vault is filled with withered wheat and sickly calves.

I wish for a homicidal platypus.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Granted, but the homicidal platypus only kills those you love and/or value in life, leaving you alone in a life of eternal regret.

I wish I was multilingual.