Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. You are now part of the worlds Largest Rubber Band Ball.

I wish I remembered to take the Red Weed with me...

 

[cryogeist]

granted thats all you take
i wish i was dead

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. Welcome to Hell...

I wish for a cheesecake.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but its in japan
i wish my avatar wasnt a half dead guy in a tin can

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. Your avatar is now a fully dead guy in a tin can.

I wish for a tin can.

 

[cryogeist]

granted its my avatar
i wish that i...was...INVISABLE

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it only works while you're naked... And a nuclear winter has struck.

I wish for a new carpet.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted, but it's stained with the blood of your enemies.

I wish for a cat that likes cheesecake.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It loves cheesecake so much, it kills anyone(Including you) if they are eating cheesecake so it can eat it.

I wish for a blank peice of paper.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. You bleed to death from a paper cut.

I wish there was more cheesecake in the world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but it's stained with the blood of your enemies.

And this is bad why?

OT: Granted, but it is all fatal to cats. Even a crumb and bam, no more kitty.

I wish for Half Life 4.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

>:O That is EVIL!

...Granted, but to play it, it costs you YOUR SOUL!

I wish that this planet was ruled by cats.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but due to lack of human protection, they all get eaten by aliens and werewolves.

I wish for lemonade...Sweet lemonade...

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Homeless people are lining up to piss in it.

I wish for a bottle of hobo piss.

 

[KenzS]

Granted, but it has some lemonade in it.

I wish for a new game...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. A wonderful game of "I kick you repeatedly". I love that game.

I wish that I'll die in the most awesome manner possible. (Aardvark racing accident in the Ozarks. In case you didn't know.)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but no one will see it.

I wish for more motivation.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but you're now motivated to find ways to commit arson on your own home.

I wish for pi.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Granted. Here's your pi: 3.1415926535 . . .

I wish for you to ruin my wish!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted your wish is so ruined it ruins you
i wish the emperor wasn't a dead guy on a throne