Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, he will get a heart attack after said hit, thus ending the game of Baseball for good...

I wish there was another Mario Baseball game!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but it uses motion control

I wish I could sing

 

[Headsprouter]

Okay! But it requires ghost peppers on the tongue to be activated.

I wish I had a more defined taste in music.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but now you can't enjoy anything that cannot be considered art, which makes you very depressed .

I wish I could understand complex things.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted but at the cost of being able to understand the simple thing

(good luck ruining this wish without feeling like a monster) I wish we would cure all diseases.

 

[Fractral]

Granted, you are now nothing at all.

I wish I could go Skydiving.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted! *pushes you off a moving plane without any safety precautions*

I wish I was a Sailor Scout!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, the ship has been torpedoed

I wish I had a collection of Classical Music

 

[Jux]

Granted, but it comes in the form of a lobotomy. Also, you're now incontinent.

I wish for a cameo in a Star Wars movie.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Granted, but you are playing Jar Jar Binks in Episode 1.

I wish for a cheese danish.

 

[Skatologist]

Granted, but I dropped it in the sand before giving it to you and didn't brush it off in the slightest

I wish for the best possible laptop for PC gaming.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it will explode if you try to turn it on...

I wish I could hang out with Nigel Thornberry!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but he's not very talkative for the 1 day your with him

I wish I could make g-mod/source videos

 

[Fractral]

Granted, but they're shit and nobody likes them.

I wish I could afford to buy Pillars of Eternity.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they attract aliens who invade and enslave Earth.

I wish for cactus feet.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted but they prick you with every step you take.

I wish for a fish

 

[FPLOON]

Granted! *Hands you <link=http://gamesnosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/philfish-header01-600x300.jpg>Phil Fish* No refunds or takebacks...

I wish no one knew I had a secret formula...

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, because it no longer exists

I wish I could control how I sleep