Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Skatologist]

Granted, but you require 3 times as much sleep than you do now.

I wish I was an experienced enough writer to actually work in journalism and make the monies.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You will get locked into it after finding out you absolutely hate it!

I wish I could think of a wish to make for this thread.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, just like the power of the idol, it makes your face melt in special effects fashion!

I wish you can touch music!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but it electrocutes everyone who touches it

I wish I had a big vault in my cellar to keep things I don't use anymore

 

[Fractral]

Granted, but it instantly fills with corpses.

I wish my jeans wouldn't keep falling down in public.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, because you have none

I wish I was smarter than I look

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it makes you dumber than you think...

I wish prequels didn't get a bad rep!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but they don't sell, because they're a niche audience

I wish I for a sequel to (possible Cult game) Bulletstorm

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, everyone gets a copy except you.

I wish for a unlimited supply of 4 cheese Pizzas.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they're off

I wish I had the bonus content from all my games (Physical & Digital)

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

granted but it makes all the games glitch and buggy

I wish dragons existed

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, we must sacrifice you and your whole extended family just so that they stay existing...

I wish to call for a good time!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, afore mentioned good time consists of fleeing from Bounty Hunters

I wish Copyright was not a problem

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, now everyone is stealing each other's hard-earned work and no one can do anything about it...

I wish I could juggle balls!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but no matter how safe you play it, they always hit someone

I wish had enough chocolate to last forever

 

[FPLOON]

Granted! *hands you one tiny piece of chocolate* Your forever will be up in less than yesterday...

I wish you made sense!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's profound gibberish to you

I wish I was an official Vigilante

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you'll end up like Ellen Page in Super...

I wish the fish would dish the wish!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but fish are stupid and fuck everything up

I wish I met Rik Mayall before he died

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you die in his place while history wipes out all of his overall accomplishments right before his eyes...

I wish Jake always had a tasty sandwich!