Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, you're deadly allergic to everything else...

I wish I could release the hounds!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they attack you

I wish I had a bestiary of the Great Old Ones

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, I drew all the pictures and wrote all the info... In other words, I don't know what you mean by "Great Old Ones" unless you were referring to my dead relatives who weren't that great or that old, anyway...

I wish Jay-Z did an international tour rapping over classical music!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, "dreadful, atrocious and insulting" don't even begin to describe the affair

I wish I could be like Judge Dredd

I don't know what you mean by "Great Old Ones" unless you were referring to my dead relatives who weren't that great or that old, anyway...

"Great Old Ones" are creatures created by H.P. Lovecraft

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, no one will support your movie so that it can get a "crappy" sequel...

I wish Fluid Minds played a concert in my hometown!

I don't know what you mean by "Great Old Ones" unless you were referring to my dead relatives who weren't that great or that old, anyway...

"Great Old Ones" are creatures created by H.P. Lovecraft

Oh... Those Great Old Ones... That makes the ruined wish even worse... <color=white>Excellent...

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but technical problems ruin the set and so many other things happen

I wish I had an autographed copy of The Thing (1982)

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you now own me 1 million dollars and you must pay me yesterday!

I wish I was a Muppet of a man!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

granted, but you accidently get thrown into a dryer.

I wish I could dance like James Brown. Hell I wish I could dance even half as good as James Brown (R.I.P godfather of soul)

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but you break your ankle on the spins

I wish the sun would come out again

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it will never come out tomorrow or ever again... because the night walkers say so...

I wish I could burn my dread!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

it's ghost haunts you for the remainder of your life.

I wish Steve Byrne would do his stand up routine in Wyoming.

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Granted, all that sweet, sweet bran gives you the craps all day long.

I wish I had regenerating health.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted but you are constantly regenerating from near death.

(ask yourself if you really want to ruin this one)

I wish Robin Williams was still alive, and whatever demons he believed taking his own life was the only way to escape were gone.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, those demons were his only way to bring joy to the entire world... Now, he can't do the many things that made him great in the first place...

I wish you would get off my lawn!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, I'm taking the lawn with me

I wish I could meet famous guitarists

 

[Fractral]

Granted, but the only ones with time in their schedule are the dead ones.

I wish Douglas Adams were still alive.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I. . . I don't want to ruin that wish. but alas. . .

They force him to write horrendous sequels to Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.

I wish real life physics was more like cartoon physics.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, this would lead to your hilarious death you personally don't find funny... (Hope you have your "Yelp" sign ready by then...)

I wish I was a magician's sexy assistant!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but you're still a man which is very unsexy

I wish my game controllers were made of gold