Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, you don't have Soul nor Blues to enjoy said Rhythm...

I wish the target was lost!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, it appears just above your head and crushes you.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you suffer the same fate as those that wished that wish before you: Death by my wish!

I wish I came later!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now there's no-one here, they all went home

I wish I had enough memorabilia to fill several warehouses

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, but the cost of storing it causes you to go flat broke.

I wish a Weird Al Yankovic concert would be held in my town.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, your tickets are set on fire by Weird Al Yankovic.

I wish I had a unlimited supply of Coca-Cola.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

All of it expires the second it is opened.

I wish all of the next posters dreams and wishes would come true.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, the wishes are either wasteful of bad

I wish more people had a sense of humour

 

[Fractral]

Granted, but it causes them to find only 'your mum' jokes funny.

I wish I could meet The Queen.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, unfortunately once you are alone she has a heart attack and dies. And everyone thinks you killed her!

I wish the weather over here wasn't so shit right now.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now it changes randomly

I wish I could play drums

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, one tap can kill your overall rhythm... and eardrums...

I wish for a Panda friend!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, but he gives you a hug that crushes the life out of you.

I wish NO ONE knew what to wish for!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, then this thread will go to waste

I wish we could do this forever

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it always gets infinitely times worse the longer you do this...

I wish I saw the Battle of the Bands!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, it was the 10 worst bands in the entire world.

I wish to make a wish that can't be ruined.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

ok.....


I wish for a hat

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it will constantly insult you for lacking the head to wear a hat in the first place...

I wish I got paid!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, in literally chicken feed

I wish Jim Sterling wasn't so sarcastic

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Granted, now he's boring


I wish I had a hug