Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. HIV infected blood. Good luck!

I wish for Gary Oldman to come visit me.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. He brought Matthew McConaughey with him.

I wish I had some wine.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. And it comes in a collectible box!

I wish for a toaster.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's a broken toaster and plugging it in gets you electrocuted.

I wish for a cigarette...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It may or may not be laced with nitro glycerin.

I wish for a wish with no drawbacks.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted but you realize you didn't want to make that wish at all.

I wish for a forum with no more captchas.

Scripture rybacti? Is that the book for a new religion for bacterias or what?

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It kinda makes you look fat though. Sorta defeats the purpose.

I wish for a pair of wool socks.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. They're itchy.

I wish for a new apartment.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Your new roommate likes having loud sex and breaking things.

I wish for more alcohol. :/

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's tequila with a worm in it.

I wish I wouldn't have a roommate...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But the apartment is now haunted by the ghost of that former roommate.

I wish for an annoying talking frog.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, you are the ghost haunting his apartment.

I wish for a yak.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted, but you accidently kiss it and it turns into a handsome prince. You are forced to kill him.

Granted but it brings the whole herd in your backyard/apartment.

I wish the Ghostbusters were real...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, they're old and fat now because of their current lack of steady business. Damn economy.

I wish I could skip the rest of my economics class. o.o

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You now have to take advanced programming.

I wish people would stay young forever.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Overpopulation runs rampant.

I wish for more conflicts to be resolved by gunfights at dawn.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You are a bystander. You die by 'lead poisoning' again.

I wish superheroes existed.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, they're kinda dicks. Power breeds arrogance I guess.

I wish for a bowl of cherries.