Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[darth.pixie]

Granted. They have worms.

Granted. It soon becomes a vampire city. Shiny vampires.

I wish for someone to invent time travel

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Joss Whedon never goes on to make Firefly. :/ And time traveling rips a whole in the space time continum. (I like how both of you ruined my wish in the same way. )

I wish I had amazing kung fu skillz.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. The entire world burns because of the sheer popularity of the franchise.

I wish that my typing skills weren't hindered so much. @_@

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You are now so skilled, you can type with your toes. You break every keyboard you will ever write on.

I wish I would get an idea for a new wish.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Unfortunately, that idea is uninspiring and boring. The person granting it is completely at a loss for creative ideas on how to respond.

I wish for a pet rodent.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It spreads the plague.

I wish for a flying carpet.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Unfortunately, being a carpet means it can't support your weight in the air. You fall to a clumsy death. It sinks into the swamp to join the House of Usher.

I wish I could spin forever without getting dizzy.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. The ghost is terribly dull and is constantly over your shoulder, talking of collectible tea cozies. . Against all physical odds, you start spinning uncontrollably and start flying. You run out of oxygen in the wide blue yonder.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Spoiler: Granted.

I wish for a private jet.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. Its engine is only held together by duck(duct) tape. (I would also like that puppy)

I wish I lived in a castle.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You are now under siege by a large mob of angry Frenchmen. However, you're going to need to sacrifice your first born child in addition to the goat.

I wish that infomercials weren't so damn obnoxious.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. The gods don't like goats. They go more for prime rib. You are smote! Commercials are so interesting that you lose most of your life listening and watching them.

I wish my castle wouldn't be near an active volcano

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It sinks into the swamp. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk] All the wonderful STDs you find in the process.

I wish for more Monty Python references.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You are followed around by an entire gang of geeks yelling "NI!" at inappropriate times.

I wish for the fourth castle to stay up!