Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[MARKMCMARCUS]

Granted, but I ruined your wish.

I wish Kal Penn was back on House.

 

[havass]

Granted, he comes back and the show ends.

I wish I could order things by PayPal without something screwing up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but Paypal goes out of business.

I wish Steam would last forever, and have great games all the time, and had a perfect connection that EVERYONE always gets, and that it stays cheap and inexpensive.

 

[Zmei Gorenich]

Granted, but Paypal goes out of business.

I wish Steam would last forever, and have great games all the time, and had a perfect connection that EVERYONE always gets, and that it stays cheap and inexpensive.

Granted, but it merges with the xbox live community
I wish i wasnt a virgin

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now you have every known and unknown STD.

Enjoy your last... twelve minutes on Earth.

And xbox live community? That's easy to overcome... all I have to do is block out every dipshit I come across.

I wish Microsoft would stop trying to convince us that it can make good games.

 

[Zmei Gorenich]

Granted, but it tries to convince us that it can make great games.
I wish i had a singing voice.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you have the singing voice of Justin Beaber, and you are hated by millions.

I wish for a hot girlfriend.

 

[Zmei Gorenich]

Granted but she melts you.
I wish i had a unicycle.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but its tire blows up in your face.

I wish someone would make a great game based on Mogworld.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Granted, but it's cutscene director is Hideo Kojima.

I wish Sean Connery still did movies.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but they are all terrible.

I wish for a fedora.

 

[Zmei Gorenich]

Granted but it has a scorpion in it.
I wish that someone made a good novel series stopped before it got bloated and dry and refused to make a horiible movie and game based on said novel.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted. But the secret world government made it ilegal and you can be shot if they find out that you have ever read it or wanted to.

I wish the RP I am on would speed up the action and leave hyperspace.

 

[GunstarHero]

I wish the RP I am on would speed up the action and leave hyperspace.

Granted. You were tasked with fixing the figurative engine, but the figurative ignition was accidentally triggered too early, and you figuratively got caught in a figurative jet of destructive burning rocket fuel. Figuratively, you're snuffed out.

I wish I had enough courage to read every post on the scary thread, and look manly doing it.

 

[MrJKapowey]

You will have enough courage, but when you fall asleep your courage will desert you and you will have unceasing nightmares everytime you fall asleep for the next year.

No one has posted on the RP I am on in 2 days.

 

[GunstarHero]

I'd love to get involved, but I suck at them. I try to get involved, but I do it wrong and get ignored >_>

 

[MrJKapowey]

Meh the escapist adventure is just a mini informal one. No char sheets. Make a character or pick one from any book or game or film and go along with the flow. Arrive in a way fitting for your char and join in on the quest.

 

[MrJKapowey]

'The Escapist Adventure: An Open RP' is the title

 

[GunstarHero]

Joined. To corrupt the wish, erm.. I'll now eat your cat.

I wish that *upcoming, awaited game* would come out nows!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted. But its illegal for you to buy it

i wish i could fly