Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[GunstarHero]

Granted, but you now have an unnatural attraction to blue lights of all sizes.

I wish I had a horse that appeared when I whistled.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted. It has the plague in an extremely easily transferable form.

I wish my RP would get a fucking move on!

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted. It has the plague in an extremely easily transferable form.

I wish my RP would get a fucking move on!

Granted, but only because the thread is filled with flamers and spammers.

I wish that I was able to do all of my university work to a 1st standard and pass through university with my degree, find a good job and live the rest of my life happy with my beloved girlfriend.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted. But your life is for a year. Then you are both killed by something indeterminate.

I wish I didn't have school tomoz!

 

[havass]

Granted, you have detention for the whole of tomorrow.

I wish I had time controlling powers.

 

[The Red Spy]

Granted, it takes five hours to activate said power, and you can only go back in time five hours.

I wish for happiness for the next person who posts.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but in exchange you live a sad and unfulfilled life.

I wish to take over the world.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but your traitorous counsellors usurp you almost immedietly

I wish for a pancake.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted, but it is covered in something rather disturbing looking.

I wish for the next wish to go uncorrupted.

 

[The Red Spy]

All beings, constructs and places named 'For The Next Wish' are now uncorrupted, and now actively try to hunt you down/bar you from entering their boundaries as you've gone and spoilt their fun.

I wish to steal all hope from the next person.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Granted, but it's the next person you love.

I wish for a large tasty ice cream.

 

[Agent Cross]

Granted, but it melts when exposed to air.

I wish to make it to 2013.

 

[The Red Spy]

Granted [http://www.gps-data-team.com/map/?where=Subway_restaurant_-_2013_Lawrence_Ave_West_Unit_2], however we're not paying for it.

I wish I had one more post on my count.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you are on probation for spamming.

I wish college textbooks didn't cost so much...

 

[The Red Spy]

Granted, textbooks for all subjects but your own are given a price reduction.

I wish that I could fall asleep easier.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but someone else successfully files the patent before you can.

I wish I had a time machine and could ignore the effects of any paradoxes I create.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but your time machine takes you to the birth of the Earth and your time machine stops working.

I wish I was the Death Reaper.

 

[Robert632]

Granted,you are the Grim Reaper's comatose father, the Death Reaper.

I wish I was a Fox in a box.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you have socks in a box with a fox.

I wish I was the Grim Reaper instead of the death reaper.