Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted, but you fail to wear the required shade of black cloak and are banished to wander the earth as an impotent and invisable skeleton.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish I was in Limbo instead.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Limbo is just a grey, featureless plain of which there is no escape and there is no one else.

I wish for a door shaped like a moose.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the door won't give a shit for anyone.

I wish I had a good movie.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It was so awesome, it causes your brain to explode, killing you.

I wish my Chair was just the right size.

 

[Blue Musician]

I wish he had made a bloody wish.

*Granted to Blue*
Granted, it's earth size!

I wish I had a better hardrive.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but then every single part in your computer kills themselves because the hardrive is just so much better compared to them.

I wish Blue Musician would calm down and wait for more then a minute for me to fix the mistake I caught, but was prevented from from fixing it in two seconds flat because of my shitty computer.

And also for a pony.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, I thought it already passed too much time. Someone did the same mistake in another thread BTW.

Also here is your pony.

I wish I wasn't misunderstood.

Granted, just don't get near my house.

I wish he didn't ninja'd me.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. He assassinates you instead.

I wish for a 330 inch wide garden hose.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it only works when you wish it wasn't t here.

I wish he wished I wished something that worked.

 

[ninja555]

Um, I don't know how this works, but the something that works is a 50 megaton hydrogen bomb, so whoever gets it, sorry.

I wish I had the Cat's wardrobe.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but Cats wear no clothes so you get nothing

I wish I had demonic powers.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but a priest walks in and kills you with holy water.

I wish I had my very own battle robot. One who is loyal to me and will destroy my enemies.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You get a battle robot who is loyal to me and will destroy my enemies. Oh, you wanted one that was loyal to you, didn't you?

I wish I could ride a sheep to work every day.

 

[havass]

Granted, but the sheep turns into a wolf every hundred yards and tries to eat you.

I wish I had a ninja.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but its also a gypsy pirate zombie king

i wish i was invincible

 

[Nouw]

Granted but you're now stuck in Space!

I wish my wish would be ruined.

 

[MARKMCMARCUS]

You now suffer from erectile dysfunction.

 

[Dr.Susse]

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I wish for more Led Zeppelin cover bands.