Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! But you failed..

I wish I was a potato.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, you get expelled from school, and are now once again, considering suicide.

I wish that Easy Street will commit suicide in public, in New York, Brooklyn, near my house...

STOP NINJAING ME!

Granted, but I'm hungry!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I believe you have to correct your wish when you get ninja'd. Or at least that's how it should be..

OT: Granted, but you weren't home at the time.

I wish for a hat!

 

[Nouw]

The hat is about to explode in 3...2...1... WTF BOOM!!!!!!

I wish too for a hat.

 

[SkyeNeko]

granted, but the hat is filled with poisonous spiders.

i wish for cookies!

 

[scorptatious]

Granted. But they are pot cookies.


Whether that's a bad thing or not is up to you.

I wish to be a kid again.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but now you have fucked up time and space so the universe has exploded.

I wish to wipe out all trolls.

 

[DougNotDougie]

Granted; You are the only one left online.

I wish I had no wish.
(Paradox)

 

[Nouw]

You have a wish. At first it may seem like that but I have to ruin your wish by giving you one.

I wish I had a wish I lost.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Granted... Oh never mind, I seem to have misplaced it.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[havass]

Granted. He proceeds to break every rule in the school, neighborhood and country. Then he disappears, making you the most wanted man in your country.

I wish I had the ability to look in the future.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but the power drives you mad

i wish for a friend named robot dragon loli queen

 

[The Clown]

Granted but that friend will betray you for a small girl.

I want better wifi out here.

 

[lolmanxe]

Granted but you have no way to use it

i wish my computer was fixed

 

[Chairman Miaow]

granted but it's fixed to explode!

I wish for a cake.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you'll need to get through our Aperture Science Testing Facility.

I wish for a triumph.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Granted but it is a car. Specifically the one I used to own with a 4 banger Chevette engine in it... Like this:
http://www.diseno-art.com/images_3/Triumph_TR7.jpg
But hey it was freshly repainted that wonderful pimento red color...

I wish I didn't have so many things to do for the next 2 weeks.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, now you have 1 and that is to eat a chainsaw.

I wish for lemon grenades.