Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, now you have infinite wishes but you can't make up your mind what to wish for.

I wish I had a pet that looked like impulse's avatar and that he didn't die.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but it can only eat your flesh because its allergic to every other type of food.

I wish that Doc would suffer!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you get to suffer with me!

I wish IDK would stop trying to eat me cat and leave me alone.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but once again, I go cannibal on your ass.

I wish that Doc wasn't an angry time-lord!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but I wasn't to begin with. I just have great survival instincts. You've wasted a wish.

And... your corruption doesn't work because I specifically said "leave me alone" at the end.

I wish I had more Mountain Dew.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's the caffeine free kind..

I wish I had a mountain scene too look at..

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but the mountain is actually an active volcano.

I wish for a subway sandwich.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Granted, but its health effects are ten times worse.

I wish I knew what time it was.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but it appears you're horriby late for something!

I wish my computer could run better games.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't afford them.

I wish I didn't have so many socks.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted but now you don't have any socks!

I wish I could draw very well.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your art can only be viewed by yourself.

I wish my legs were made of gold.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now its too heavy for you to use, rooting you in place for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop making dumb wishes.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but now everyone is a gypsy ninja pirate zombie king ha ha ha

i wish i was the trolleyist troll that ever trolled

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you are now part of HoD.

I wish the Asylum RP hadn't died.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but the only one who posts there is HoD

i wish TheDoctor455 will stop the humping jokes now that i got a new avatar

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but he'll make new jokes about your avatar. Forcing you to change your avatar again and as a result, enter a never ending cycle.

I wish I could cast meteor without dying.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then the game crashes.

I wish I had a bag full of fresh beef jerky.

 

[LupusDei]

Granted, but the bag also contains over 9000 laxitive tablets.

I wish I had an actual wolf tail.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the wolf you're holding onto doesn't find it too amusing...

I wish I had a bottle of Jones Vanilla Cola.